Wednesday, June 20, 2007

You call that DRIVING??

I have to say that I am very amused with what passes as 'Driving' here in Israel. Lane control are two words that I think cannot possibly coexist in the same sentence, and certainly not anywhere near a road.

At first you wonder if someone is changing lanes, cuz they are creeeeeeping over into your lane. But then, they slowwwwly creep back. (It's most fun on a curvy road, while you are trying to pass.) When they do change lanes, they actually use their blinkers more than the folks in Oregon do. But then it's as if they forgot what they were doing, and wait for a while... then slowwwwly creep halfway across, straddling the line. There they wait, pondering what to do next.

Traffic lights are also different. A red light still means stop, but it gives you a warning yellow before turning green. Makes me feels like I'm a race car! 'Gentleman, Start Your ENGINES!!!!!'

Before turning red again, the green light will start to flash, usually 3-4 times. In Oregon, that would mean ACCELERATE! Not here. Slam on your brakes, and stop, while you wait for the light to turn yellow for a few seconds, then red. Seriously, I almost rear-ended a van that stopped at the green light. I did find out that my little Mazda has ABS.

2 comments:

Grace for us all... said...

Glad you're OK!

Flashlighthead said...

I was wondering about the ABS. We make fun of the folks here that stop for green lights - I wonder what happens there if you "squeeze the lemon"?! Must be bad...

The lane wandering is impressive, I agree - when it's deliberate, it's soooo slow, otherwise, it's like the markings aren't even there. They obviously don't charge 10 euro per stripe crossed, like "some countries" :>